I see she went to Safeway, because Walmart would have likely shot her ass, white or not. People who like to fuck around with stores know that you don’t go to Walmart. I mean that felony is going to be bad enough, but look at those eyes, that woman is pure cray and is not likely aware enough to give a shit.

I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

Yeah.... Encouraging to never leave the house is not a good thing. I spend 90% of my time in my home these days, because I work from home. I’m fine with it, but do enjoy going out. And my wife is in the same situation, except she constantly craves going out. Regarding malls, in Canada, ours are all open, but the big…

The MS accessibility controller is one of the most beautiful stories in gaming in the past decade. It doesn’t make any money, it’s for an extremely select audience and practically nobody knows about it. But it’s a game changer (literally ) for the people who use it. I’d love to see first party offerings from the other…

Did you just ask a question, hoping to set him up to not exactly know the difference, and then when he didn’t exactly answer it, you replied with your “gotcha” response that you had intended the entire time? Hoping you’d make him look stupid?

I’m sorry you are bothered by our attempts to help people of all different situations and setups.

This is some bullshit. 

How about the opposite. Two disillusioned millennials go on a boomer killing spree?

I served customers who were deaf frequently when I was in food service. It was never a major inconvenience, even if you had to communicate in different ways. But I also have basic ASL (finger spelling, a couple of key words/phrases) so I suppose that helps move things along. Really, more people should know basic…

“Can’t do a full order at the window. Too busy.”

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

May a black family buy your house while you're in prison.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

It is best to tip in cash

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I’m sorry, but that headline and graphic had me anticipating something much, much more ambitious than a set of sausages with toppings inspired by the flavors of other dishes (well, 5 dishes and 1 liqueur).

I was literally expecting a pizza run through the grinder into some sort of casing and then grilled and dropped on…

Really liked the video. I gotta say I thought Diplo was haggard Brad Pitt at first.

“Certainly they lost less money by giving us free dessert than a free entree.”

See, even if it is against the rules for passengers to eat on the train, I’d just assume that the employee would have dispensation as they are on the darned things all day...and mind my own business.

Hang on, you mean there’s stuff on Tumblr that *isn’t* porn?
(Also: when did ‘stanning’ become a word? That looks like a typo for something, but I’m not sure what.)