I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

It is best to tip in cash

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I’m sorry, but that headline and graphic had me anticipating something much, much more ambitious than a set of sausages with toppings inspired by the flavors of other dishes (well, 5 dishes and 1 liqueur).

I was literally expecting a pizza run through the grinder into some sort of casing and then grilled and dropped on…

inb4 people complain that he should just be working on the book

Really liked the video. I gotta say I thought Diplo was haggard Brad Pitt at first.

“Certainly they lost less money by giving us free dessert than a free entree.”

Normally I’d agree with you, but throwing two of the main female characters off the same goddamn cliff is a bit much.

See, even if it is against the rules for passengers to eat on the train, I’d just assume that the employee would have dispensation as they are on the darned things all day...and mind my own business.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

I wish I was so good at making friends I could afford to weaponize it.  

I like to think that the director and producers went to the artists to tell them that they had to change the design, only for all of them to look at them with eyes of disdain that screamed “we fucking told you!”

See, THIS is why, as an LGBTQ individual, I really can’t stand Well-Meaning Allies™.

I wish there was. The materials break down over time, making them less safe. Once they’ve expired, you can’t even donate them and the recommendation if you leave them out for garbage pick-up is to cut the straps so someone else doesn’t find it and use it.

The best take.

Well maybe if they hadn’t spent their childhoods being called “ugly ducklings” they wouldn’t have so much rage to work through.

A word of warning: Swans. Are. Worse.

I’m going to have Cat from Outer Space on repeat forever!

Hang on, you mean there’s stuff on Tumblr that *isn’t* porn?
(Also: when did ‘stanning’ become a word? That looks like a typo for something, but I’m not sure what.)