roguelemming
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As long as they’ve got each other.

Would You Rather:

Not if she shows him that smile again! Also doesn’t waste another minute on her cryin’.

This shit ain’t a race issue its a cop issue!!!!

...and here’s how they met.

Yet, somehow Wilson feels that Brown’s alleged theft of cigarillos from a corner store (as cited in the Justice Department’s report) made Brown a “bad guy”

I mean, I still do but I think she needs an eye exam.

Unfortunately, the people they’ll be insulting won’t understand any of those words.

THEMS FIGHTIN’ WERDS

I will be insulting people with “sentient UTI” for the rest of 2015.

my only burning concern is why CNN is giving this sentient UTI a platform to speak

The Rat King is Louis, right?

Zayn: wear less clothes.

Yes and also best singer and eyelash haver.

HE IS THE TOP FIVE HOTTEST

I am team All of Them unless they really start brawling, in which case I will chew Louis Tomlinson’s nose off with my teeth in defense of Zayn.

its a trick question; zayn was the hottest and second hottest

Who’s saying Zayn was the second-hottest? That person is clearly a liar.

I recently bought tickets to see One Direction for like $30.

i hope she goes super red again.