Well, when Taylor Swift gets producer and director credits we’ll give you a ring and you can hound her for it. Seriously, take this up with the Korean director who actually directed the video, not the puppet lip syncing her way through it.

Do you think it’s Taylor’s job to be well versed in the history of K pop videos?

Can we talk about how boringly predictable Jezebel is when it comes to famous (white) women? Their formula seems to be: build them up, fangirl like crayz and kiss their asses, only to tear them down and start the backlash the minute they get too famous and the comment section starts calling them ‘white feminists’.…

She took time off from her career to have a child. HOW DARE SHE!

Bless your heart.

/starts the guitar solo

Never name drop. It’s uncouth & not classy. Paul McCartney taught me that. Kanye agreed. Name drop mic drop.

If Jon Snow shows up as anything other than a beautiful corpse, I swear to R’hllor the Lord of Light I’m done with this fucking show.

Uhm, half the prior cast of Game of Thrones waves hello (from their horrible unmarked graves).

Pff, I hate it when a series doesn't have the guts to kill off characters.

this post will give me diabetes

Neither couple is as in love as I am with these Trader Joe’s mini ice cream cones, so...

Yes but you are a precious angel cumquat full of magic and mystique. I’m sure that if anything potentially negative is within 30 miles of you, you start to lose you glitter powers. Its a totally legit sentimate.

I’ve said this before, but she really is the shit. I started watching Reign when I was sick last year and was super entertained by it and I googled her and low and behold she’s a total badass! I love it.

yo if a shark is within 30 miles of me i am qualifying it as an attack

Sharks and their private agendas amirite:

OK so I’m gonna be THAT person-

OUR TIME IS NIGH. FOR TOO LONG WE HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED BY SMALLER, FURRIER BEINGS. RISE TEAM SHARK, RISE!

So we’ve decided to go with Active Bitch Face? ;)