WHERE IS THE SLAY QUEEN, HERSELF, THO?

I had to look it up, but for the other like us:

I think they probably got all their body hair lasered off. I am a poor and thanks to Groupon, I barely have any body hair left.

They do! My waxing lady (who does a lot of waxing for models), says its a real pain because their fake tanner usually comes off with the wax.

When this turns out awful as it will, there better be no ‘For Robin’ dedications on this shit. They better keep his name far away from this inevitable train wreck.

They do realize the main thing that made that character so memorable is... uh... currently unavailable?

I don’t hate her, but between dem cheekbones, dem boobs, and all that bacon eating, I understand why a lot of people do.

I don’t understand why anyone hates anyone unless they are pedophiles, rapists, murderers etc. Most of the hate is based on superficial, mostly unverifiable shit. I dislikes bunch of people but truly hate none.

Or bring your own sign and set it on fire. If it sets other signs on fire it'll probably just singe them and not cause a giant catastrophe. MY SIGN MY CHOICE

Well, it’s the cook’s choice over at the local Sizzler not to wash his hands after using the toilet and prior to preparing your food.

I can’t stand anti-vaxxers. The ONLY reason they even have the vague excuses to use these arguments is because vaccines were so fucking successful in the first place.

A white person turning a murdered black teenager into “art”...how symbolic is that shit?

Not one single person told her not to do this? Really?

Listerine is the remedy for canker sores. Just take a cap full and swish it around in your mouth, and spit and that will knock them out. Guaranteed.

I am so tired of everyone being so damn sensitive. EVERYTHING is offensive or bothersome. Geez!

I just don’t think anyone on the staff really has much experience that would inform them in writing that kind of article. Which leaves open the question about why they aren't soliciting more and better outside pieces on those topics, or why they'd start a project like this without the means to see it through, but…

Why did it have to be a seafood truck.

I live in Washington and my policy for preparing for the earthquake involves sticking my fingers in my ears and shouting “lalalala” so I can’t hear what the other person is saying.

One of these things

I ... don’t think I’m going to read GSAW.