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I love love love LOVE him. More than him, I love his character on HTGAWM.

1) this was amazing and his tweets/instas are always on point

Why is it so unfathomable that she reformed her views? I mean, she’s a celebrity, I don’t care, but sometimes, until you gain some kind of understanding of cultures outside your own, you can hold some pretty stupid, misguided views. Everyone has them. Sometimes it takes until late in life before we reform them... I

but my clothes will start to smell

Wasn’t she throwing some shade at Khloe with the dress down comment? It seems like shade.

classic reverse racism from gino tobleroni

wow jia

i don’t believe a word of the kylie thing. i can believe she’s buying her own shit now, MAYBE, with the endorsements she has, but if she’s been paying for her own things, it’s because of business investments/stocks/etc set up for her by her family. and, more than likely, still managed by her mother, or else a

IT WAS MY FAULT BECAUSE I LITERALLY CAN’T TELL THEM APART

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating

C-sections are bad for you. Epidurals can have unintended consequences. Breastfeeding is beneficial.

I don’t know how many more times readers have to tell you Gawker drones this, but don’t fucking write about science. You clearly are waaay too dumb or too lazy to do the research needed to understand it. The very least

Sure, women have been giving birth without medical intervention for centuries. And wow, it’s like modern medical technologies have had no impact on maternal death rates and infant mortality rates! It’s like nothing has changed at all!

But pregnant, morning sickness, pregnant pregnant pregnant, OMG lookit me, I’m pregnant, aren’t I the most wonderful special person in the whole world? My husband thinks so! Oh, did I mention I’m pregnant?

Best response in a long while:

judging by the rest of NBC’s programming lineup, this interview will be for a job as the host of the new NBC reality TV program, “So You Think You Can Get Away With Murder?”

The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing us that a “permanent record” is real.

I mean.

AHHHH. Celebrating tonight with a beer funnel!!!!!!11!

I have two cats that I love like sons, and it’s still important to be aware that cat scratch fever or other variants are very real. My GoT watching buddy got swiped after trying to pet one of their bellies (amateur hour), and I ran to get the first aid kid ASAP. Once I cleaned him up and bandaged the scratch I