calling for a gif

I am not ashamed to say that I am more attached to Bill Bye thn I am a large part of my extended family. He represented a chill science class and was the first adult I could consider ‘Cool’. He has never let me down. Okay. I will go get help meow.

If nothing else, this bit gave us an amazing gif of Bill Nye saying “That just makes no fucking sense.”

Hmmmm I’m still not sure!

Man! I feel like a woman (who only makes 78 cents per every dollar a man makes)!

I thought Florence’s tweet was regarding this:

This is a popular misconception, but a misconception nonetheless. Straight from Instagram’s terms of use:

I don’t doubt he’ll be remembered in art history books, but that doesn’t mean anyone respects him. Hell, look at Hitler. He’s in plenty of history books (and asshat neo-nazi’s opinions don’t count).

Yeah, I have to admit that my only reaction to this is along the lines of who the fuck is paying that much for an instagram photo?

WOW YOU GUYS I DIDN’T VISIT JEZ AT ALL YESTERDAY AND THESE COMMENTS ARE FUCKING ALREADY TURNED TO 11 Y’ALL NEED A DAY AWAY FROM THE INTERNET

Ha! I’ll admit I enjoy being the generous soul who always gifts those cherries to others off my sundae (at no cost to me!!!)

so it was a

I have a theory that if you were to take a sharpie and connect the dots on that beautiful man’s face freckles, there would be written the ultimate secrets of the universe.

i worked at the airport once and had to call the bomb squad for abandoned luggage (it was fine) and so they brought the sniffer dog down and after the cop was just talking to someone, and i couldnt handle it anymore and i asked and then i got to pet the bomb doggggg

*snorts*

“Also, I’m not advising this, etc. Just saying that traveling with drugs is easy, if stupid, and it’s very simple to take precautions about the matter.” Can’t wait for your next piece that uses the line:

so could I bring a goldfish

Madonna is clueless , the thirst is strong with that one