I wish I could get into Physics, but I’m pretty sure my head would explode. My brain isn’t wired to comprehend most of that kind of thing.

I don’t know if it works in NYC, but abroad, I bought a cheap fake engagement-looking ring and wore it out all the time. It’s not foolproof to avoid being hit on, but for the ones who still hit you up, it’s easy to flash it and be a mild bitch to ward them off.

Can it be double dough AND stuffed crust?? WHERE IS THIS GRAND MONSTROSITY!?

There is nothing shameful about cat walking.

I’m doing that really uncomfortable giggling where I’m trying not to giggle because it’s so inappropriate but then it just makes me giggle more.

blasphemer

but it is my supreme belief that no one should ever apologize for lying on a beach.

+ “I love you.”

Probably. I was going on this quote from the National Journal article —

This is what pisses me off the absolute complete mostest ever: “It’s perfect policy to do it, but it could be politically damaging to do it.’”

I dislike being categorized with 10-year-olds.

Tell them to bleed on their clothes every 3.5 weeks and then come back to talk.

Yeah I mean I’m all for trying to save money but dudes you’re not really understanding the math here

Pessimism isn’t a good look on anyone.

With no regrets.

WOW NO

I belonged to a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake this evening. No regrets. I’m going out with a happy belly*.

What Millennial can afford a $250 annual fee on a credit card?

I’ve been binging on Graham Norton

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