he wants to be dick cheney

I also did that tour and loved it, but I have an unabashed fascination with the morbid shit. Unfortunately, I don’t think I got to experience any of the hauntings ;_;

HERDWICK SHEPHERD

I’m jealous you spent two years at St A’s. I dreamt of going there when I was a teen. But at least I saw the horizon from Edinburgh! ;)

Why isn’t FlyGirl organizing Kinja vacations? This needs to be a thing. A THING.

I kind of wish she’d worn the entire getup shown on the right.

Everything about it her is horrendous. And her hair!

Jaden Smith quit Twitter?

“I don’t know Jennifer Lawrence.”

Good to know. Not good to know. :(

I’m almost always pro-anyone who posts screenshots of text messages because I feel like I’m part of the private conversation and thus one of the cool kids

For the past 10 years or so, every time I’ve driven down to see family in Northern California, the lakes have been shrinking. Every time, the water levels have been lower.

I wanted to move to SF for awhile. Then I looked up rents/cost of living. I believe at this point it’s only behind NYC, iirc.

So who’s going to open the first Wire Hanger Center?

You’re pretty much asking ~3 generations of women to stop having sex.

Stop wasting our time GOP.

I’d like to be your VP candidate. We can put Left Shark on our logo.

Aw, not at all. I’d be dumb if I only liked people who always agreed with me! You’re fantastic :)

i’m always endeared to you