NEVER

everyone is mentioning In Bruges and it makes my heart so so happy

I haven’t seen Saving Mr. Banks!

In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths. Yaaaaassss.

Agreed. His “blockbuster” films (Phone Booth, SWAT, etc) tend to be very mediocre, generally.

Colin Farrell when he does comedy is the best Colin Farrell, though he does do some great drama (Ondine? Crazy Heart? Dare I add The Recruit?).

Only recently discovered the joy that is Rihanna’s snapchat. Take that, Page Six.

I remember taping movies/shows onto VHS as a kid, like permanent DVR-ing. Then this shit came along as I grew up and I always wondered how ridiculous it was that studios would go after individuals when everybody was just replicating via VHS for decades.

Just wait until 3D printers develop a little more. JUST WAIT.

The dexterity required for using a blow dryer and a brush at the same time eludes me. I’m not that coordinated. How does that work? Hands? Brain? What?

My hair is thick. The strands are fine, but I have a LOT of it, and basically all of the above holds true. I rarely blow dry it, I only started using a flat iron maybe two years ago (it’s gotten weirdly wavy in the past few years, wtf hair), and while I used to be able to put it up in a sexy messy bun, I have since…

Jack Sparrow: OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS INCREDIBLE

Animals don’t respond to ringtones, you say?

Can someone make Suki Waterhouse go away?

I just tried to do that “YMCA” style and I think I have body letter-forming dyslexia.

F-U-C-K?

I’d have crazy eyes too if I had to make angry jokes right next to Obama. Terrified crazy eyes.

Yes and yes.

“Oprah fairy” is the best newly coined term, congratulations

Chrissy Teigen is the dictionary definition of “Gives No Fucks” + “Fabulous” which means she’s basically perfect.