Please write an article on bioethics and custody. Would read.

I kind of agree with this; I almost feel that at this point the only/best way to help from the outside are going through contracted mercenaries. It’s insane to feel like Boko Haram has expanded to the point of not being able to do much to eradicate it.

Everyone has already said everything I want or could say about Laverne, so just chiming in here about my love for Nicole Beharie. And when I clicked the link and saw that she just turned 30, I cried a little inside.

Who says he has to be your ONLY designer?!

Personal *tailor*? Um *designer* gtfo kthx

POST OF THE DAY nothing else will come close sorry Jez time to send the staff home

Masochism with a dash of separation anxiety?

FACEBOOK INCEPTION

People in the 21st century have it so easy.

But sometimes I just need something to rage at, y’know!? It’s not “Unfollow but show me this person’s weekly-birthday baby photos when I want to kick a hole in the wall,” it’s just “Unfollow.” How useful is that?!

Damnit, autocorrect.

If I get deathly ill and my blood pressure gets dangerously low, send me that link?

Let’s hope it happens before the world transfers over to some sort of weird, futuristic, emoji-based currency.

OKAY BUT ONLY BECAUSE THAT’LL PREVENT YOU FROM FORCE-FEEDING THEM TO ME

I checked. Not yet. Maybe DuoLingo does?

Yep, the best way to make it go down is to laugh at them until they crack. The sad part is that they’re not even trying that hard? Like I’m almost insulted that they’re tepid-at-best, because what kind of troll homage is that!?

“American English, Jezebellian English, New Internet English”

Whoa, what second language am I fluent in, then!?

Much cleaner than politics .

Mine are variants on this theme, too. They’re a bitch.