A good lawyer could work around that warning label. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lawsuit in 5...4...3...?

(sup I have an impersonator so don’t feed it)

NO. I FORBID IT. One of her is more than enough in this world.

Sup, clone.

Makes sense.

“My whole life has been getting me ready for this,”

You get my gold star for today.

You need to have someone around to photograph it and put it on WhoSay, though. Doesn’t count if a million people don’t see you waiting for roadside services.

Alessandra, my mood is the same, but instead of laying on a bed of hot, uncomfortable rocks, I’m curled up in bed crying. You look better, but you can’t beat my flannel sheets.

Anyone know the Koch brothers? ...anyone?

Yeah, that “fast fashion” thing. Which, I can understand to a point, but when everything is made shitty now...where are we supposed to shop when we want quality? Even places that are (were) purportedly well-made are still the same price for lesser quality. It’s ridiculous.

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked.

Except the kid wasn’t possessed, so they’d have gone after the crazy “prophet” woman in charge. Saved the kid.

St. P(ool N)oodle?

Yep. Soon as I read that word: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Axwell ^ Ingrosso didn’t give their permission for this song to be used and don’t want to be affiliated with a particular party during the upcoming presidential race,” the band said in a statement on Tuesday.

Possible silver lining: if they’re on molly, we could mould them to write bills/dole executive actions in our favors.