Now I’m judging you, because calling someone “awful” for having a frank conversation about how we—women—perceive and change our looks is pretty awful in and of itself.

My favorite is Offset just calmly rolling his sleeves up. Joey B better run!! lmao

this was literally me, there, watching all that

I have never felt more at one with someone than I do with Drama Woman. The other day there was drama on the subway and I wanted to act like I wasn’t loving it but I must have failed because the person next to me gave me some serious side eye.

I have to be honest. I was shocked when I read Sienna Miller was only 35. I would’ve thought 40-42. Not because she looks it, but because it feels like she’s been around FOREVER. For the last decade she was always touted as the next big thing and it never happens. I didn’t realize just how young she was when she first…

My Da likes to say”I don’t gotta outswim the shark, I just have outswim one of youse kids”.

I have neglected upper body conditioning long enough. Pull-ups to join workout regime!

Just blocked a friend on fb. Seriously, I have zero tolerance for this shit.

In cheap wine, YEA YAY!!

With three guns he was actively using no less. It’s amazing the lengths the police go to to make sure white criminals survive.

This terrorist only got 4 years in prison? He wasn’t pulled over by a cop and shot point blank four or five times? Huh.

Yeah a brush of the shoulder with his unwanted DICK. Jesus Christ I can’t.

The only thing my youngest son remembers about my father are his three jokes. My son was 4 when he died. Which I believe tells you how often he told his three jokes. (and one was sayig ohhh lala when calling O69 in Bingo. My 4 year old didn’t understand it. But remembered it.)

Your dad is awesome! I’m going to have to tell that one to my husband to add to the repertoire. Our kid is 17 and is mortified whenever their dad opens his mouth because it’ll be a fucking “dad joke” a good 80% of the time unless it’s about farts. I need to be clear- my husband and I are ex bike couriers, lived in a…

I love your dad.

I am an auntie and we operate under the same principles.

How does that make life easier than just having sexy times whenever you both feel like it?

You really don’t need anyone’s permission to fuck.

Yes, but the rabbi can only look at the app through a hole in a bedsheet.

This sounds way more reliable than my DYI circumcision checklist on eHow.