I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a…

Fun fact: Statisitcally speaking, Americans are now more likely to be shot by a toddler than by a terrorist.

Based on everything I’ve heard and read about the case, I don’t think that I would have felt comfortable convicting him. Now, the police officer who was caught on video shooting a man in the back, yes. He’s guilty. But I’m not so sure with Harris.

2016 seems to be intent in draining every bit of happiness from us all. I’d say that at least 2017 is on the horizon, but with what’s on the horizon, I don’t think it will be any better.

Never thought Mariah Carey would look like Aubrey Plaza.

My mom cut my hair from close to waist length to the Dorothy Hamill (yeah-I’m old) when I was about 4. They put my hair in a ponytail, braided it and cut it off and gave it to my mom who decided the best way to break the new do to my folicularly challenged Gramma was to give her the hair before she saw me. My Gram…

Lauren your friend is slightly creepy.

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

I know how she feels. I’ve taken a leave of absence from cable news, and I’ve had actual, measurable and manifest health benefits (mental and physical) from it. It’s a beautiful thing. Sorry, Chris, Rachel and the rest, but you weren’t good for me.

“its not your breath, its my nose”

I almost threw up in my sister’s car because the skunk smell was so strong I thought she ran it over. She could barely smell it.

You know, it’s funny, I went to Paisley Park a couple of weeks ago and all I could smell was lavender.

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

First season was masterful and proved what an amazing actor Lizzy Caplan is. Second season was good. Third season was idiotic. Let’s just launch the show 10 years in the future, everyone’s pissed at everyone, no one cares about anything, no real plot developments, no real tension besides not getting caught. Show just…

lol yah Papi is your boo. not your dad.

Same here. I enjoyed it when it stuck a little more closely to the research and historical signficance of their work.

I can’t understand people over the age of 13 who still call their fathers “Daddy.” It weirds me out too.

Stupid hat? Check.

My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.