Those are some world class tits. I’m mesmerized.

Thanks to the snippet about the Biebs peen, I read BBC as big black cock. Time for bed.

The Knick finally returned! There’s so much right with this show - the acting, the period clothes, the haphazard trial-and-error error surgeries, Clive Owen!!

I’m taking gummy pre-natal pills so please don’t tell me they’re worthless too. Just let me enjoy the sweet, sweet taste of placebo.

I sometimes take pro bono cases for abuse victims. Most will not recount any specifics unless very pointed questions are asked. If I see a black dot, now I’d know why a client might be vague. I would hope that a physician who sees the dot would take that information into account when diagnosing, treating or reporting.…

Sounds like my guy. He spoiled me rotten, then POOF, seemed to stop trying. When I pressed him on the issue, he said he had given and given and now it was his turn to reap. (??!!) Would be funny if it weren’t so maddening at the time. We had many convos (initiated by me) about the long-term give and take needed to…

I’m having a low key wedding this year. As soon as I saw her prom dress, I saved the pic as a wedding dress option. Just stunning.

They were rocking! Nice start to my weekend.

I guess it was already a misdemeanor and is getting bumped up to a felony. No idea who’s going to nab these assholes, though. I’ve been groped but couldn’t pinpoint the loser doing it.

I thought the giant was gonna give the boat a big push into the middle of the ocean!

I recently made sausage cooked in biscuit dough. My beau asked that next time I not make them “dry and crumbly.” Halp!

The fuck is that?! It sent a chill down my spine.

The fuck is that?! It sent a chill down my spine.

I don’t forgive Kendrick or Aniston for Cake yet. Call me in a year.

A recent descent into a YouTube wormhole led me to a whole series of “trip stories” - people describing their experiences getting high on various drugs. It’s as if there’s no stigma at all.

A guy I dated, pronounced it chip’-uh-lay and it always sounded like he was saying Chick-Fil-a.

On my 30th bday, I had a big shebang at a club in DC. My very recent ex was there along with plenty of friends including The Neighbor. These bitches actually found love in the club or some shit and kissed on the dance floor! The after party was at my place, so I started sexy talk with each of them, hinted at a…

Just bought it without blinking or second guessing! My 19 yr old niece will rock the shit out of it!

Dear god that sounds delicious! But will I be able to stop eating before I’m out of my mind high??

One problem I’ve seen is that nowadays some parents throw their kid a bday party EVERY year. Like, come on. One of my sibs does this and it’s completely annoying. If you have a party every 5 yrs, cool but otherwise you can scratch me off the invite list.