The drunk Elmer Fuddness of it all is so much fun. I have no idea why I don't turn the station when this song comes on.

Really? The Huxtables had 5 kids - Rudy, Theo and Vanessa all had lovely dark brown complexions; Denise and, uh, hmmm, the older add-on sister had light complexions. I don't agrre with the colorism criticism. I recall thinking back then that it was awesome seeing a nice range of brown, upper middle class folks who…

I now love your mayor! And as a black vegetarian, I love that there's a diverse group of crunchy granola folk rooting him on.

Hell yeah. My guy bought me a 1-lb. block of havarti with dill on Monday cuz he loves me. I have eaten nearly the whole block already...to show that his love is reciprocated.

Also, if he admitted to molesting 100 kids, why on earth does he get bail? And a mere $250k. Come on.

Several jackholes on my FB feed are very sympathetic. They seem to thinks there's a conspiracy afoot to bring Cosby down. I have no clue how they function in life.

It's not supposed to be fully-processed at his age. He sounds like 50% of college freshman after an exhilarating philosophy class or some such.

Were you dating my Nigerian fiance?? Dude eats 5 things (tomato stew, spinach, goat meat, jollof rice, and salmon) and doesn't enjoy trying new dishes. Such a culinary bore.

I like dis.

I feel like my cooch would permanently seal if i went that long without sex. I'm about to have a drink to celebrate with you!! I hope it was awesome.

I feel the same when I'm smoking tweeds...always feel like a fart machine, though I don't actually fart. Need an Imodium-type remedy.

With 1 in 5 girls in the U.S. being sexually abused, we have to accept that something like 1 in 30 men is an abuser. The American economy would collapse if we quarantined all the molesters! But we have to find more solutions - the laws for convicted abusers (residential distance from schools, parks, registering,…

I sympathize with the writer. It can be tiring making all the decisions in a relationship. My guy makes no decisions but told me "there can only be one captain on a ship." I plainly told him I know...and I'm the captain.

My fiance is working late tonight and I was looking forward to sexy time when he gets home. But after reading these stories, I'm too scared to go take a shower. I'll be a drunk, skittish mess by the time he gets here.

Yooooo, that just gave me the worst chills!

This seriously just blew my mind!! Off to amazon now.

I liken people with thick southern accents to autistic savants. I try to silence the part of my brain that automatically thinks the person is dumb or "slow" and remind myself that beneath the exterior may lie a great mind that's worth engaging. (I accept that some will think I'm an idiot for needing a construct to…

In college I went on a few dates with a 40-something Baptist minister. My roommates saw me kiss him and said I was on the Shuttle Bus to Hell!!

Damn you! I'm gonna need a sleep aid because of this pic but then I'll sleep too hard to wake from my nightmare!! May an ebola infected anaconda visit you in your sleep.

What I find more worrisome is that the jury doesn't think "he's a bad guy." WTF?! They decided it was neither an accident nor self-defense that this man shot an unarmed woman in the face...but he's not a bad guy???