This is so outrageous that I actually believe it.

Wow, the word "sources" has really lead to the death of journalism and that's why I come to deadspin and not the local or national paper.

Hurray apathy.

If you are Pat Riley or Dwayne Wade you are carrying a copy of this with you wherever you go and handing it to Lebron whenever he speaks about free agency.

Did he get.... lost.

Yes, my first posts on /r/soccer were met with floods of downvotes. A warm welcoming.

Rather than knock $60 dollars video games, I would love for someone to explain to me how the economics of a $200 dollar game would work. How many people are going to by a game that costs half the price of the hardware?

Where can I find the operating agreement?

Clearly says dangles it and not angles it.

Mystery Solved: Turn up the volume really high. Someone says, "They know each other." Still, shes a crazy b^tch.

You sound upset about this situation. Maybe take a break from the internet, media, or contact with the human race, because this story and every update is everywhere. Then seek professional counseling.

No liberal filth in the collection? All DOD approved stuff?

Damn, at least help us get past the first line. That was horrific.

burninguppp is actually the most clever commentator on Deadspin at the moment. He posts completely useless drivel that shocks the conscience. His posts of terror shed light on just how far the Deadspin comments section has fallen. And that's just what he wants.

why not?

who cares?

This reminds me of football practice where we used to have deals where I would let me freind blow up a play in exchange for him letting me pancake him and vice versa.

If I was coaching I would be running every play at him.

this is great but at 11 pm on the east coast I need to be watching on tv from across room rather than holding a mobile device up to my face next to my fiancé who is sleeping.

It requires an extra 8 bucks a month at my local, regional monopoly, cablevision.