Three things I noticed...

Because it annoyed me too:

This is just DRIPPING with irony.

According to Lowery, Foscaldo snapped, "That isn't my f——-' job, you piece of s—-," when asked to keep the footballs warm after Jets kickoff specialist Don Silvestri complained the one he used to start the second half was "rock hard."

Isn't Tony Romo basically held together by super glue at this point? How the hell is he playing?

Well there’s one obvious name...

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

I wish Dirk talked more, he's so quotable. The best was last week on the Ticket when he said he makes Chandler Parsons pay for dinner "because it's my money anyway."

"But what really stands out is the detail it provides on what McDonald did when it looked like he had trouble. He didn't do what most of us would do, which is call 911"

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

the cowBoys ARen't playing until tomorRow, shitEhawk, So Can yoU usE another excuse to ignore america's game?

Sorry Derek, I know your memory isn't so great these days, but you've been doing that for years.

Oh, her? Don't worry about her; she does this at every game. That's Peggie the Pirate, and she wanders into the dugout at every game to complain to Danny Murtaugh that "there's too many of those people on the team these days." Adorable, really.

I would eat this.

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

Until Texas breaks off and starts its own basketball team! YEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWW

I'm stupid and Deadspinning at work. Mea culpa...

"They've got this down to a science."

haha, joke is on you Greg, there is no way you could possibly post as many articles in 90 minutes as there are goals in this game

"That is going to come in handy next game."