The only other men that would rub on a women that was rubbing on him? The breathing ones.

Karim Abdul-Jabbar

Julius Jones

"Why I oughta...!"

Lots of people have been speculating that the Rangers might take a second shot at him. The Ranger Redemption of Josh, Part II. But the Angels would have to pay a LOT of his salary.

None of the things you say they're against are 100% sacrosanct, and above discussion. So it's just a difference of opinion, which choose to use to demonize other people that disagree with you. So you're the one being a vicious, close-minded jerk. I would ask you if it feels good to be bad, but I really don't care.

The Koch Brothers donate millions and millions of dollars for necessary medical facilities and other public-use facilities. We could use more "slime" like that in this country. You can choose to dislike whomever you want...but at least get a better reason than you "heard they were slimy bastards" and just believed it.

Nelson Cruz focuses on simply running back and catching David Freese's flyball in the bottom of the ninth on October 27, 2011, instead of (I suspect) thinking how he's going to celebrate when he does catch it.

Keep up the angry rhetoric and you'll quickly rise in the Party when the purge occurs...

Barry loves Alex...Barry loves Alex...

The question answers itself. Twice.

I think you nailed it. Fuzzy Vapor Balls are the best.

"Alexey Shved"? Now you're just trolling us by hitting random keys on your keyboard and saying they're Knicks players.

So why is my car so shitty and slow?

When he was with the Angels, he was the opponent I most feared for my Rangers. I swear he hit .600 against them lifetime. When he signed with Texas in 2010, I didn't care what he hit...as long as he was in our dugout instead of theirs.

I preferred Rooney Mara to Noomi Rapace, but oh well...

"Impending environmental disaster"? Meaning 100,000 years? 1,000,000 years? 12.27 years?

Hey?! Which part of Frozen wasn't true? The talking snowman? The witch with freezing powers? Was anything true? I'm shattered....

Why you gotta hate on Jerry? He's got major award now.

Why all the snack segregation? Can't we just pour all the choices into one giant bowl and enjoy the variety of flavors and textures our filthy hand scoops out? 'Merica!