Funny thing is, if you look up "ad hominem" criticism...

That'll weed out the losers, huh! You and I would be billionaires, 'cause we're smart and hard workers! And I'm sure the risk of over-performing is a risk they're willing to take. Oh, and I was being wry and witty in my previous comment. And I'm hungry.

Contracts are for chumps. Every player should get paid in cash at the end of every game. That way, if you do an extra good job, you get paid more that day!

I'm a fan of NO warmup pitches for relief pitchers. They've been warming up already.

I need to know more about these magical hot dog shavings.

Hah! They didn't proof-read their manifesto very closely! They misspelled corporations!

Big Deal. Dogs jump and catch flying discs with their mouths and don't go around bragging about it...

Hockey fans in DFW have the same ol' question...

It's Dwyane Wade's airspace and we're all violating it. (Will the referee get fined for calling a foul he didn't even se....aw forget it.)

Pffft. Dwyane fell down clutching his elbow while watching the video.