I'll be Holden onto my cash, mate.

Maybe you’re not spelling it right....?

I should also add that, as Jalops go, I haven’t owned many cars in my 30-odd years as a licensed driver. And because I always buy used from individuals, I’ve never paid more than six grand for any of them.

Yes. :)

Wow the maintenance on that Lambo is really exhausting. 

The dick is actually wearing them 

All the cars I’ve purchased in my lifetime probably don’t add up to the cost of one annual service on a Veyron...

Those jeans have a dick drawn on them!

Apparently both him and his father used to mock Maini by repeatedly talking to him in a faux Indian accent, despite being asked to stop over and over.

“the fact that [he is] a twenty-year-old Italian American with a deep passion for motorsport, which is a very emotional sport.”

Not just mousebelts–TURBO mousebelts.

He’s hypermiling. 

wHy dO We nEeD CaNoPiEs aLaNiS CaNoPiEs aRe uGlY AnD DuMb

Has anyone stopped to consider that calling the cops is just a way of taking flopping to a new level?

That’s exactly what I screamed at Ballaban as I was escorted out of the building.

Counterpoint: Jeep should make a car. It should be a rally inspired, AWD, turbo/supercharged little beast.  Basically a Jeep WRX or Focus RS or something.  It should unashamedly be a car and not a lowered Compass or other crossover.

Why do you live like this?

So when it comes time to develop crazy nonsense like the GT2 RS, 911 R, 918 Spyder and Cayman GT4 there’s a lot more room to take risks. Porsche still could survive on their sports cars and the Panamera, but they wouldn’t be able to take these kinds of chances without heavy profits from the Cayenne and Macan providing…

Funny. I returned an RC boat that sank on its maiden voyage. Returned the remote, empty box, and played the video of it slowly sinking in the middle of a lake. They put up no resistance at all.