Its my right as a human being to do dangerous shit, endanger everyone around me and die in debt to the medical establishment!

Thats a fairly new motor too, I assume turbo=less long term reliability. I have no doubts that if anyone can do it Honda can. I have zero data to back this up, its just my biases.

Some how my neighbor go one of these and it looked like is was brand new. As soon as it stopped snowing he was out there hooning the shit out of it up and down the street.

The Instagram selfie of accessories.

Like it came to the realization that its a ‘Bro’. 

Must have beat me by seconds on this.

British law spells out that four-wheeled cars must have four tires, in addition to outlining the condition that is acceptable for each of those tires.

Excellent use of a burner!

But here we hate autonomous cars and Uber is something we do when we are shit faced. I think you might have us confused for one of the other pages where they hate everything.

Thats in poor taste in a thread about dead hookers.

Craigslist, somebody will want it.

You cannot LS a prostitute when it dies.

This came across my FB feed and I instantly thought of you. Glad you found it and glad you are not writing a check for it.

Were you gritting your teeth while typing that? If so 9/10 OMJ.

You are not shaking your fist loud enough.

Thats not what OMJ does. Just scroll around some more and look for key words like, idiot, asshole, them and those people.

Here comes old man Jalopnik to tell us why this is terrible.

Is this why my Siri started laughing maniacally all the sudden?

I have heard of this problem before, they hire you then spring these instructions shortly before they go on. This means they have done this to lower level comedians many times before as a ‘bait and switch’ to dangle the money over their heads. I am sure Hannibal has a much better contract and probably had the money in…

Insta-soft