Excellent use of a burner!

But here we hate autonomous cars and Uber is something we do when we are shit faced. I think you might have us confused for one of the other pages where they hate everything.

Thats in poor taste in a thread about dead hookers.

Craigslist, somebody will want it.

You cannot LS a prostitute when it dies.

This came across my FB feed and I instantly thought of you. Glad you found it and glad you are not writing a check for it.

Were you gritting your teeth while typing that? If so 9/10 OMJ.

You are not shaking your fist loud enough.

Thats not what OMJ does. Just scroll around some more and look for key words like, idiot, asshole, them and those people.

Here comes old man Jalopnik to tell us why this is terrible.

Is this why my Siri started laughing maniacally all the sudden?

I have heard of this problem before, they hire you then spring these instructions shortly before they go on. This means they have done this to lower level comedians many times before as a ‘bait and switch’ to dangle the money over their heads. I am sure Hannibal has a much better contract and probably had the money in…

Insta-soft

“brisk”

The continued war against switches, buttons, and levers. Tech just for just the self congratulatory sake.

Now get off my lawn!!! 

Long bed or go rent a UHaul.

Or Yakety Sax, take your pick.

many muffled screams.

They would all be Subaru Brats, it seems you cannot sell a truck with out 4 doors anymore. A 4ft by 4ft bed is just a big uncovered trunk.

Its fluffy pop but he is good at it.