Godspeed on your journey brave sir.

Before I close, I would like to recommend both of you come up with better slurs. In this new age of white supremacy, “porch monkey” and “coon” is so pedestrian.

I cube mine cause I like to let it marinate it its own juices in the fridge. So you get those less sweet bits on the out side a little more flavorful. And I just like it cold, even though fresh cut is for the true connoisseur.

Subtle and I like it.

Few grand more than one of those stupid lifted golf carts.

Certain journalists get info before others when manufactures want stuff ‘leaked’. If this doesn’t score him some browine points with marketing I’d be pissed.  

RWD: Yes
Manual: No
Wagon: No
Brown: No

If it was RWD and manual I would be buying one. Add a long roof and some chocolaty paint, I would never need another car.

He would only care if the rust was standard, dealerships were in the back yards of random Craiglister’s and you could buy a dozen with a weeks worth of pay.

It would be driving a folded napkin with a steering rack.

Your naivete is charming.

Stacey Dash shows up uninvited and starts making a plate with out saying hello to any one.

A tarp over it would be a nice start.

Aww Crap flipped though to fast.

Sigh, if those grits were sentient I’d step out.

Usually you are allergic to iodine in seafood but not all seafood has iodine. Research a little and enjoy.

Hammond looks like Michael McKean!?!?!?

He loves dudes by the mouthful.

If a second guy dares to give it a go, it could be the reaction we want to see.

Its like fishing, how many rust buckets can we dangle in front of David before he bites.