LS swap everything.

I get they should have a right wear any thing but, the old white man that I am thinks there should be a little more modesty when it comes to high school activities. Its not the high school bikini team.

Couldn’t find a nice young lady getting out of an Elio?

He looks like one of those guys who does FB videos from the front seat of his truck giving lessons on, how to not treat his daughter, how liberalism is killing merica or why I need Jesus. 

Cannot disagree.

Voter regret is a thing.

Meta AF

Friend of mine has a HOA where they use a ton of the money to have a neighborhood Fri-Sun block party twice a year. Food, beer, booze, blow ups for the kids, its all covered and mandated by the HOA.  

The best part about this is the voice I read it in my head was almost exactly like she sounded. She was a little higher pitched in my head.

It was just the cookie cutter rules from your average HOA. Small neighborhood of 14 houses with a small retention pond that backs up to wetlands. The HOA solely exists for that pond so it does not turn into a cesspool. The city will not take over maintenance of it, wetlands board will not let us fill it in. It has to…

Old HOA I was in, the tyrant lived right across the street from us in a corner lot and the front of ours faced their side. I would park my AE86 on the curb beside his house and he hated it. One day the neighbors 8 months pregnant daughter and husband park there for a visit. Tyrant sets up a raised off the ground, farm…

An old HOA I lived in was one of the bad ones. There was a small group of us that would only do stuff to piss off the other small group of the ‘rule enforcers’. Guy down the street built a 700ish hp Nova. He would get a hair up his ass every now and then and go warm up his tires with a smoky burn out. Then proceed to…

Lived in terrible ones too.

Rules were set up before the homes were even built. Its only 14 houses and they all have 2 car garages at least. 

Rules were set up before the homes were even built.

Nope small bedroom community, shed is fine, detatched garage has to be approved. Fence or deck just do it.

Current VP of our HOA here, guy across the street is the Pres. He just finished putting a Turbo in his Miata last year, just finished a engine swap in a 84 pick up, still has a boat that needs rewiring. Truly all we have done over the past 2 years was remind people that if they get a shed the exterior siding has to…

Happened to me a handful of times in my 20s to 30s. The most memorable was a boyfriend of a girl I worked with at a grocery store, it started with him asking me if I wanted to join the ‘militia’ he was part of. Which already set off every warning signal to stay the F away from this guy but I politely declined. Then…

Quit making sense.

You don’t get to tell me what to do...Your not my real DAD!