And more clicks.

Ah, that makes sense.

I see what you did there... and I approve :) .

I’m a born-and-bred Clevelander and a Cleveland sports fan. I LOL’d. Loudly :) .

Yet another reason to hate Meatchicken.

Mansfield. ‘Nuf said.

“they realize that Jimmy Dolan is a hapless boob”... Ahem, it’s Jimmy HASLEM, not Dolan. A Freudian slip, perchance ;) ? The Dolan brothers own the Indians  and there are many (I’m not one of them) that hate them for the Tribe’s “lack” of success, evn tho they haven’t truly sucked pond scum for years and reached the…

Maybe a small box of Dunkin’ Donuts Munchkins...

Seriously! And just how many donuts are you expected to cram in there?

Time for the obligatory...

No fucks given. Strip all the TDI’s!

Well, I have no doubt it’s a good car but... geez... is that thing FUGLY. I mean rolling mudfence ugly. I mean... damn!

Gotcha.

I think I just threw up a little...

The Panther platform, of course.

Oh, yuck.

Zetecs are pretty good engines and all but I gotta go CP. Anywhoo, there’s always a better way. One Saturday maybe a month and a half ago I stopped in at my work (I work at a Lincoln dealer) and spied a clean Wasserboxer (Synchro no less!) on the alignment rack. In looking it over I spied a brand new crate Subie turbo…

Plus they’ll set an airbag light after they’ve blown.

Film at eleven!

Airbags are more fun, especially seat bags. Years back I worked at a Lexus dealer and had to destroy quite a pile of warranty airbags and pretensioners. One of the bags to be destroyed happened to be mounted in a $4000.00 leather seat. That was a fun day at work :) .