I’ll bet it would outrun my long gone and much unlamented ‘85 Tempo. That turd was the most gutless car I’ve ever driven, and driven some gutless ones.

Me too :) .

Yea.... sure.... whatever you say...

So much there to like but geez, just too many $$$. A reluctant CP, at $10k or so I’d NP it because of its oddness. And, well, I love oddness :) .

You have to use the proper equipment:

Yep, that damn stupid “chicken tax”! Way back in the day Datsun (yes, Datsun, as this goes back to the early Seventies LOL), Toyota, and Mazda avoided it by shipping their small trucks over minus the box which was installed after unloading at the docks. I believe Ford still ships cargo style Transit Connects from…

Having also participated in garage sex I ALWAYS kill the engine.

Repeat.

Ouch. Take your damn star, you punning linguist!!

I groaned and LOL’d simultaneously. Take your damn star, you crafty devil.

Taking that autoerotic asphyxiation thing a bit far, no?

Aw, man, don’t tell me that! I was told that they were harmless and would make me look cool to my friends!

Now yer talkin’!!!

Those are for your passengers... because SEATS! Yep, first gen BRATs had back seats, probably to avoid the stupid tariffs that small trucks were saddled with back then.

Funny you mention this... yesterday our title runner told me about a deer he saw just a mile or so from my work (SW suburban Cleveland), it was a pretty good sized buck with a nice rack... fully festooned with someone’s Christmas lights! Sucks that our runner didn’t have a camera handy!

100% useless. You may as well just send your $$$ to me as I’ll spend it in a much wiser fashion :) .

I see that every single day driving to and from work. Damn things watch for traffic around here before they cross the damn street!

W-in-T-everlovin’-F???

Yuck.