Someone at Car & Driver coined that phrase many years ago, I think maybe the late great David E. Davis Jr.

Sweet justice!

You wife fucking RULES! Does she have a sister ;) ?

Can’t star this enough! I’m probably the least militant nonsmoker in the world but I fucking HATE assholes that toss their gawddamed butts out the window!

If he was in a Mercedes then how could he walk?

A working stiff with a conscience. Not a bad thing.

Dafuq???

Ummm... that’ll buff out? Ran when parked?

CarToons!!! Oh man, forgot all about that cool mag! Thanks for bringing back some fond memories!

Uhhh, no, I’m not. You are, for accepting this bullshit as “normal teenage behavior”. Fuck them, they’re never going to be worthwhile members of polite society, guaranteed. Stop being a pussy.

Who’s the U-boat commander?

Did you know that the “fact” that Pintos were firetraps was debunked years ago? It was found that the Pinto was no more of a fire hazzard after a rear-end collision than the average car of the time. That said, the wagons were certainly amongst the coolest longroofs out there IMHO.

Seems legit.

Defiantly.

Edsel or Chevy?

The mere fact these 3 fucksticks stole these cars shows me that they were already “lost” and beyond help. Fuck ‘em and let ‘em rot.

Since when is grand theft auto “typical teen” behavior, hmmm? I must have done something wrong, when I was a teen the thought of stealing cars never crossed my mind...

My parents got me a ‘74 Pinto with a ripsnorting 85hp. At least it was a stick :) .

Absolutely, positively, no. Just... no.

That shit Cinci calls chili ain’t. Wouldn’t feed that crap to a rabid raccoon.