Read that in a Mel Brooks accent and it’s actually rather humorous.

Hell is upon “us”??? Ummm, no. Not even in the slightest. Doesn’t bother me a bit.

Indeed.

I will own up to 115 (indicated) in a rather clapped out ‘74 Buick Century when I was 22...

I couldn’t have done this as a teen... my first car was a ‘74 Pinto with a whopping (maybe) 80 horsepower. That slug couldn’t hit 80 downhill with a tailwind.

Too true. I make high $40k’s and drive a 12 year old Crown Vic. It’s paid for and VERY reliable and cheap to maintain.

My brother was offered either 0% financing or an extra $4300.00 off plus 4.3% financing on the ‘16 F150 he just bought.

Not enough stars.

“unreliable, early 1990's general motors car” Redundant, sir ;) .

I’m 6'3" and I just happen to fucking HATE small cars, got a problem with that?

Rising oil prices = fracking production goes right back up again. These OPEC dummies just don’t get it.

I bask in the warm glow of the incredibly low Total Cost of Ownership of my ‘05 Crown Vic P71 :) .

Worked for my brother, he just got a $48k ‘16 F150 for $32k from an Autonation store.

Well, if you’re such a weak milquetoast person that you are incapable of saying “NO!!!” to that purple non-A?C car than you deserve to get screwed.

You a tech or a parts guy? I’m a 25 yr vet of the Ford parts biz.

1st Gear: Dealership Turnover Is High

Well, seeing as I have (if I’m lucky) maybe 30-40 years left on this rock I’ll just keep on spinning it. And I’m more than willing to bet a large sum of money on the fact that I will never have a bad experience.

Whoa... that’s pretty cool!

Needs more stars.

Seriously??? In my 53 years on this rock I have never had one single issue with the police. Not one. You really need to loosen up that tinfoil hat, it’s cutting off blood circulation to your brain.