The ones I like best are the ones that say the MKC is nothing but a rebadged Escape. Lessee... different drivetrains, WAY nicer interior, and not one lick of shared sheetmetal. Yep... rebadged alright... :/

Used to do similar stunts way back when as a teen, terrorizing n.e. Ohio in a ratty ‘74 Hornet Sportabout. We’d pull up to the cart, get a good head of steam going, and BOMBS AWAY!!! We’d wrap them around posts and poles, wedge them under trailers, and turn them into little wads of shinyness. Good times :) .

Mind blowing, isn’t it?

I demand you ungrey $kay NOW!!!

I work at a Lincoln dealer, and you nailed it.

Well, yea, there’s that...

Preach it!

Sheesh... when I was a kid “luxury” meant leather seats, power windows, a/c, and a vinyl top. Oh, and maybe a few extra pounds of chrome. Now get off my lawn.

I got into plenty of trouble driving my first car... a ‘74 Pinto with a whopping 89 horsepower.

Banderass? Van Dammit? I LOL’d!!!

Matt Frewer? Why, he’s.... the Trashcan Man :) !!!

GO BLOW!!!

No, she’s from Michigan.

This gave me chills...

Sexy!!!

WTF? Looks like a Piper Cub’s landing gear...

Nailed it.

Oh no you DIN’T!!!

Much easier with a Lotus:

Probably been 15 years since I’d seen one, forgot how damn cool they are!