YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH BLACK SABBATH?!?!?

I like how you think :)

On what planet??? Certainly not this one...

Aren’t most geniuses utterly mad?

FWIW I have a chain wallet...

Spurs, IMHO. Thunder was the 4th best, again IMHO.

As a life-long Clevelander and Cleveland sports fan I just have one thing to say to Iguodala...

What in the everlovin’ fuck???

Distant third in my world :) .

I’m an older guy (53) and I’m building a 300+hp ‘78 Fairmont. Don’t lump me in with these losers.

The end is near...

Wet pavement and balding tires works nicely, too ;) .

And bare belly buttons. Horrors!

Wrap ‘em up in bubblewrap for a little extra protection.

Lighten up, Francis-Down-Under.

Can someone please explain the nickname Butaketsu (Pig’s butt)? That butt is ANYTHING but pig-like!

You forgot free guns, too.

That deep pearly purple plays nicely with its lines :) .

You’re cool :) .