Sounds like hours of fine entertainment to me :) .

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!?

*Sniff*... that’s so beautiful...

Needs to be treated the same as a DUI. Seriously.

Fuck his fucking feels.

Anything>playing video games.

“By that logic, simply having a passenger in your car is too much of distraction”... this is a thing. In many states juvenile drivers are limited to one passenger for just this reason. As it should be as teens have notoriously short attention spans.

I ride a motorcycle... how do you think I feel?

I hope his manly parts were destroyed in the crash as we don’t need idiots like him breeding.

First thing that came to my mind...

Why not both :) ?

You lucky bastard. I hate you.

COTD.

My guess is “stepped off curb in front of bus”.

Didn’t see this coming......

Yawn.

I still have no idea what you’re talking about whether you believe me or not. Whatever. Seek help, you psycho fuck.

Jesus man, seek some fucking help. Hope like hell you don’t own a gun, becuase at this rate I’ll be reading about you on HuffPost. There’s something seriously wrong with you.

WTF are you taking about? If you start shit with someone- especially out of the middle of fucking nowhere”??? Again, WTF are you talking about? You don’t know from Adam, little man. Stop obsessing over me, it’s only making you look bad.

I’m being totally honest, never saw it. Link? I’d love to see it.