It always makes me LOL.

Painfull, too.

I’d be sharing a cell with you. I fucking hate assholes that do this shit.

Happily, no :) .

YYou obviously have never used a slim jim, because if you had you’d shut your pie hole. They’re far from the easy-peasy magical entry tool that you think they are.

Ever used one? On the vast majority of vehicles these days they’re about completely useless.

Cuz he gots the munchies???

Can’t star this enough.

Don’t get out much, do you??? That shit happens EVERYWHERE, mkay? Everywhere. Including whatever shithole state you live in, sir.

Seriously??? Damn...

Uhh, no. PEOPLE are fundamentally dangerous. A car is an inanimate
object.

News flsh: Big trucks are incable of making sudden maneuvers. Had this clown been paying attention (novel idea, no?) he’d more than likely still be amongst us. ALWAYS work to anticipate what other drivers may do by watching them like a hawk, your life may depend on it.

Not me. I don’t have blind trust in technology.

Uh, Tesla calls it “Autopilot”... do you suppose it’s possible that SOME people might just misconstrue that??? Hmmmm???

I have but one thing to say...

I did Cleveland to Texarkana way back when, damn did that beat the crap out of me. Now that I’m older (and supposedly wiser) I don’t do such things.

My bet is he’ll be old and dumb someday.

He could be Hillary’s son too... just sayin’.

My boots cost about $140.00, bitches.

Crystal clear.