I’ll bet there’s a shitload of Jiffy Lube stories we’ve not heard about... a shitload.

“Now wait just a Goddamn minute. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for *twenty-four thousand dollars*? That’s too fucking high”

Kick ass flick!

I’m with ya.

I had a dealer offer me $2500.00 for a clapped-out ex-cop car Crown Vic with 174k miles. Seemed legit.

But then it woodn’t be wood, wood it?

Needs Trucoat.

Because. Just... because. And that’s why :) .

I wood knot mind em-barking on a drive in that Jeep.

CSI-Jalopnik.

You’re good!

WTF? The Aussies get a Prius that looks like an updated Matrix (not a bad thing) and we get something that looks like it was styled by a 5 year old??? Dafuq?

My two younger brothers drink that stuff... urp... I feel like hurling just thinking about it.

“Hundreds”? Exaggerate much?

What did platypuses ever do to you?

Clarkson is an entertainer whose job is TV ratings and Ecclestone is a businessman whose job is running a racing series. See the difference? If you don’t then you’re just a moron.

I wouldn’t waste even a Budweiser on him, I’d drink the beer, then piss on him.

Humanity is better for it.

I know the feeling... :)

Highly unlikely.