I wood knot mind em-barking on a drive in that Jeep.

CSI-Jalopnik.

You’re good!

WTF? The Aussies get a Prius that looks like an updated Matrix (not a bad thing) and we get something that looks like it was styled by a 5 year old??? Dafuq?

My two younger brothers drink that stuff... urp... I feel like hurling just thinking about it.

“Hundreds”? Exaggerate much?

What did platypuses ever do to you?

Clarkson is an entertainer whose job is TV ratings and Ecclestone is a businessman whose job is running a racing series. See the difference? If you don’t then you’re just a moron.

I wouldn’t waste even a Budweiser on him, I’d drink the beer, then piss on him.

Humanity is better for it.

I know the feeling... :)

Highly unlikely.

I’ve never watched any of the F&F movies but this... this I will have to watch.

That diet shit will do that...

Oh my.........

YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!

$3.5k? No. $2k? Yes. CP.

Bravo, sir.

Oops...

Looks hideous, too.