Well, duh ;) .

Dip Stretch in some liquid nitrogen and watch him fail :) ...

Oh happy day... just got the word on FMCDealer.com that this recall is expanding to cover pass. side bags on ‘06-’11 Fusion/Milan/Zephyr/MKZ and ‘07-’11 Edge/MKX. Working here an a Lincoln dealer we’d missed this recall but for a couple of Mustangs that wandered in our service dept., now the floodgates are going to…

“Low Miles!!!” “Freshly Washed!!!”

Anphibious Jeep wasn’t too anphibious.

Same here. I would have made a longshoreman blush...

Hey, watch it there. Plenty of people buy Chrysler products... people named Avis, Hertz, Enterprise...

Nice!

I got caught in a thunderstorm of Biblical proportions in Iowa a few years back, nearly blew me over several times before I found refuge under an overpass. Couldn’t see squat, and was sure somebody would run me down from behind. Found out later that the same storm spawned several tornadoes maybe a dozen or so miles…

That looks like a Whopper, just sayin’...

I think you nailed it.

Cheap to repair? Wanna bet? 25 years in the Ford dealer parts biz says otherwise. CP all day long.

I’ll bet you Solara alternator replacement isn’t easier than a 4.6 powered Panther. Takes all of 5 minutes IF you take a coffee break while replacing it.

Nothing but a gawddamned Detour/Mistake in drag... hate those turds with a passion. CP.

Well, he CAN, but...

I see what you’re saying.

COTD.

I’ve never loved ANY of those cars, and never will. Try a little harder next time. BTW, I was born in 1963 and grew up with Mustangs, Camaros, Chargers, etc, classic muscle cars. Epic fail, pal.

“This whole thing could have been avoided if either side backed down.” Much truth here.

Nailed it.