I did my part :) .

“Dude”.

Don’t let the door hit ya where ya sit...

Red Foreman is God.

Do I know you?

To those out there with a I-won’t-work-under-a-car-even-with-jackstands phobia... keep on being phobic, it . Even WITH good stands something can serious or even deadly can happen. I lost a friend this past Saturday when the Jetta he was working underneath came down on him even though the car was on a set of strong…

And another thing, dumbass, seek help for your anger issues, they will be your downfall. Atleast get a perscription for some Xanax.

“In the RAIN”... not rail. lol.

Yawn, TL;DR.

I can get my 240hp Crown Vic sideways in the rail no problem... I have much practice :) .

WTF indeed.

And I’m guessing you’re morbidly obese (for no medical reason) and I struck a nerve. Don’t like it? Go to Fitworks or Planet Fitness and stop eating deep-fried shit all day long while playing video games in your mom’s basement.

My bullshit? You didn’t call me out on shit, pal. I base my opinions on personal observation, not Gawd-I-don’t-want-to-offend-anyone-’cuz-I’m-a-PC-pussy, and that’s why you got the resonse you got, pal. Go to your local WallyWorld and prove me wrong, asshole.

I had a first year TJ, a six with a stick. Just a freaking blast to drive on- and 0ff-road. Wish I still had it, altho if I did the n.e. Ohio salt would have eaten it up by now.

A ‘12 FourRunner. Geebus, what a gawddamned slug. Slow, buzzy engine, flacid-shifting transmission, no steering feel whatsoever. And the turning radius of an Enterprise-class aircraft carrier.

Drove a Ford Five Hundred once. Truth.

Tell that to members of the United Mine Workers union...

Given Ford’s recent track record re:paint colors I’m not worried :). Just getting antsy to see and drive one.

I am very proud to admit in the 37 years and 40+ cars and trucks I’ve owned not a single one was silver/grey. Not. One. And I will never EVER buy a silver/grey car or truck. Same goes for beige/tan/gold/babyshit.

And my eyes were immediately drawn to that red Fiat.