Seriously? Most of these punks are pussies, they won’t do anything. Fuck them.

I don’t have a problem with this. Don’t want your shit crushed? Don’t be an asshole. Pretty simple, no?

Ummm, no. Just... no. Nothing can fix that short of reincarnation.

I wouldn’t pay 50¢ for that gawdawful ugly turd. Who dafuq designed those things, Little Tykes??? Or was it Fisher-Price???

Brake hoses, for one thing. Would you trust 42 year old rubber brake hoses? Not this boy... no way.

Without signalling?

Seriously???

I do know who buys them... Enterprise, that’s who.

I’m 53, and it makes me not want a Cruze even more. For whatever that’s worth.

I have a ‘78 Fairmont. No computers, just a snarky 306 SBF. Life is good.

Close enough for me.

Amen to THAT.

I’m 53 and I refuse to recognize myself as a “Boomer” for the exact same reason as you. I hate Madison Avenue’s pandering with a bloody passion.

Umm, tell people it’s chocolate soft serve?

“When you’re driving, the last thing you want to be doing is trying to focus extra hard on what you’re looking at.”

My sentiments exactly.

Win.

And heinously ugly.

“Summon mode”? Why the fuck does a vehicle need a summon mode? Totally fucking stupid, and yet another reason why I will never jump on the Tesla bandwagon like so many lemmings have done. Yes, I said it. Lemmings.

I like how you think!