Teddy bears ARE , in fact, bears. Blackbears I think, because Teddy Roosevelt.

Maybe they are thinking of the red panda? Koala? Maybe they Aren't thinking. I dont know.

I’ve dealt with these places before.

THAT is brilliant! Simple but brilliant.

I love the look but upon further wikipedia-fu, its wrong-wheel drive. What the shit?

I want to hate this car, I really do. I don’t, as a lifelong enthusiast I feel like I should stand on the Dunlop Bridge at LeMans and jump head first.

You say the torque makes it feel ‘peppy’. My daily (Isuzu Rodeo, certified Isuzu geek, Dear baby Jesus I wish I could find a Bellet) 0-60 is 12.5 on a VERY good day, down a VERY long hill. Even being 40ish percent faster to 60 I legitimately IMPEDE traffic. I think your judgment was clouded because that little car is…

Holy shit, you just described my bro in law on his blacked out HD whateverthefuck.

My first car at 17 was a bright red 66 Chevelle 2dr hardtop that ran 13s...in the year...2000.

IMO the GTA, Grand Prix, Thunderbird and the Caddy whateverthehell convertible don't belong in the 'ordinary' category.

The SS Camaro didn’t come back until the 97 MY.

My CEL stays on. Last week it was off for two days. THAT scared me.

I have two cars I hate, interestingly enough, both Nissan. Juke and Cube. The Juke R is excluded from my hatred for obvious reasons.

Well shit, I first heard it in the 80s. I was -10 in ‘73. My original statement still stands. You came up with a bitchin user name, you’re cooler than this. I’m going to assume David Hasslehoff pissed in your corn flakes this morning.

Never seen the horse-shoe crab comparison but yeah...nail on the head.

With a name like radarlove you just dissed an 80s unicorn. You, Sir or Madam, are an enigma.

I haven’t used the word ‘rad’ since about ‘91 but...goddamn!!! That thing is Rad, bitchin, fn tubular,even.

I prefer pizza cutters.

You disappoint me, Alanis. You came off like a journo with a deadline to meet about whatever insert bs here...instead of an enthusiast with a kick-ass day job. The lack of drag racing knowledge SCREAMS at all of us in this one. You came off a bit douchey, too :(

Ya made me giggle with the enthusiasts.