Does he shit BESIDE his litter box when you piss him off? Mine does :(

True enough, and the dirt cars too, but it has to be hell of a thing to acclimate to. Just from a simulation perspective, everything is in hyper-speed.

Agreed, I’m at home pushing four-wheeled vehicles to their limits but if I’m riding with someone who mildly exceeds grandma-driving I’m like “eff this, I’m out.”

While I prefer the other 3, Kurupt’s shit-talking was impeccable on that track.

I’d wager its a bit harder to acclimate to an f1 car versus a nascar.

Get off Jalopnik, Lewis.

So, what did you get arrested for the day after you turned five?

They’re called “pony cars”.

You have single-handedly destroyed my highly unlikely dream. You see, that ‘B’ in my username is for Bass. My day-dreaming sometimes included this mogul being a distant relative who either discovered me and myautomotive passion whike alive or I just inherited all his cool shit when he kicked it.

I’ve been there, not the exact circumstance but similar. Learning hurts sometimes but he’ll be better for it.

That makes me sad, I would have thrown you a rev jist to say “hi”.

That confirms they are indeed, asshats.

I thought bh’s could only carry non-lethal weapons.

All cars have individual wheels/tires for each corner...

Because you’re supposed to BUY IT! NOW!

Preach, my previous fun car was a hotted up 66 Malibu and I would be rich if every asshat that asked me to do a burnout at a light or tried to race me gave me a dollar. The answer to the burnout question was...”are you going to buy me a new set of tires?” Followed by them grumbling, glaring and trying their best to…

I really like the wooden bowl.

With that engine...probably not.

Nope. The smart kid has a.d.d., ran out of his meds yeterday and the pharmacy is closed. Him and the dumb kid. They’re both fucked.

My soul was just herbal-essenced.