Don't you remember? You traded it in for a Hyundai Genesis.

And then He turns to another planet and watches those lifeforms' predominant entertainment and thinks, "Gabriel, I really have got to stop creating shit heads like this. Hurl a meteor at them; that'll learn 'em"

Hollywood will make this happen. And may God have mercy on our souls.

How 'bout we skip yet another Stan Lee cameo? Oh, who'm I kidding? That's like saying that Marvel will restrict their movie releases to one GREAT movie every two years.

Those damned scenes on the farm and Swiss Family Barton's boring-assed subplot were far worse than the Cave of Thordom.

And he broods real pretty. Don't forget that!

No, no, no. Thor and Cap should hook up. Or Thor, Cap, and Falcon. Yes, that's even better.

I remember it. It was completely pointless. Even as a vehicle by which we get to see the ever so lovely Chris Hemsworth shirtless, it failed in comparison to his shirtless scenes in Thor and Thor 2: The Thorening.

Josh Whedon is Joss's less successful younger brother. He tried to get into directing like his big brother, but wound up doing low-rent B, C, and D movies for SyFy and Lifetime (television for women, dammit!). He also developed a severe cocaine habit and fetish concerning Gungans.

That movie was so COMPLETELY awful.
1. CGI'ing Green Lantern's uniform? STUPID.
2. Blake (Un)Lively as GL's "love interest"? Oh, dear God.
3. The scope of the movie felt awfully limited, despite the supposedly mind-blowing special effects.
4. Green Lantern's "revelation" to the world felt like a really cheap rip-off of…

I do enjoy looking at him, though.

I would like this movie in my eyeballs now, please and thank you.

Given a choice between watching either MM XXL or Jupiter Ascending a second time, I choose death.

Showgirls must stay. FOREVER. It is awesome. And by awesome, I mean, "the best worst thing to happen to western civilization."

I NEVER cried during the "death of Spock" scene in Wrath of Khan…until I watched it after Leonard Nimoy passed. I came back from hanging with friends, fired up Netflix (not the director's cut I own) and watched it…and then, when Spock said, "Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical." I LOST IT.

Alderaan was just asking for it.

Ooooh, good point.

Naw, player. R&B IS about chops. Stephanie Mills. Patti LaBelle. Teddy Pendergrass. Phyllis Hyman. Angela Bofill. Luther (OF FUCKING COURSE). Sade—once again, OF FUCKING COURSE. This list is not irrelevant.

It does. And it's HORRIBLE.

But all of those toppings are poisonous.