Yeah, I feel like I owe Eeyore an apology.

Her?

She's a human Eeyore.

That show is dead.

Um? The Anti-Monitor doesn't actually drink anything. Don't you even read the comics you're in? Worst villain EVER.

No, I literally was visibly angry by the end of it. I wouldn't call that hyperbole, I'd call that truth. I did not, however, lose any limbs after watching Into Darkness. Fortunately.

Seriously. It's like Orci or Kurtzmann said, "Hey, you know what would be totes cool? Putting this fugly-assed Enterprise underwater and watching it rise up out of the ocean!" Everyone else: "Um, why would we do that? It wouldn't make sense!" Orci/Kurtzmann: "We don't care! Make it so!"

…you forgot the polar bear. What, are you some kind of commie pinko bear lover?

Don't worry; it's only for Howard the Duck 2: The Duckening.

If Roberto Orci is attached to this, there'll likely be some weird-assed, thinly-veiled truther conspiracy bit involving a polar bear and the FBI.

I guess it brought you to the yard. But was it better than mine?

That movie STILL makes me angry. I swear, I even sat through "Nemesis" and was like, "Well, that sucked, but what'd I expect?" Into Darkness? Made me irrationally angry. I can talk about GW Bush's wars or how his father was complicit in race baiting far more rationally than talking about Into Darkness. That fucking…

I would have preferred uncomfortable silence. But you're so right. They're the kind of people who see the world from such different vantage points and have such different views of each other, that there was no way it could have gone any other way. Peggy *always* judges Joan for being Joan—after all, Joan actually…

Gods, I wish Peggy hadn't shit on Joan the way she did after they had to deal with those misogynistic trogs. I mean, really, Peggy? The first thing you do is go after how she dresses?

That was one hell of a depressing movie…

Let's pull up the Senate Torture Report. I bet there's something in there about that…

I wish they'd followed up on that hilarious moment when the women were arguing about Thor's Hammer (and Bernadette's "YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE!!!") and showed them slowly getting into nerd culture.

Are you sure he even speaks English?

When is the biopic starring Brad Pitt coming out?

Y'all forgot to file this under "racist," "stupid," "stupidly racist," and "racist clickbait."