Can confirm. I looked at the pic & legit blinked because not only does my therapist have them, so do I — for precisely that reason!

It’s not a lamp; it’s a torchiere. Torchieres are favored by therapists because indirect light is more comforting.

It’s not even like it’s clever or witty. Aside from people who believe Donald Trump is an accomplished businessman who genuinely cares about the well-being of the lower/middle class, there is literally no easier group of people to manipulate than small children who trust their parents unconditionally.

I agree. It’s not a joke if you make someone cry. It’s just being a dick. 

We were told that the Zombie Apocalypse would bring out the worst in humanity; we were lied to. Its Social Media.

Can I just say fuck these parents and all youtube parents who are trying to make a buck off of their children. Children are emotional and overwhelmed enough with the world, they do not need parents like these who will make them feel unstable. I hate these people. 

This reminds me of those horrible Jimmy Kimmel Halloween prank videos. The emotional effects in this case are probably more significant since we’re talking about a family pet vs. some candy, but I just don’t see what is entertaining about watching children suffer on any scale.

Time for my PSA that Andrew is TRASH. He is part of Jeffrey Epstein’s inner circle, probably one of his protectors. Everyone should know and shout it to the rooftops. 

Uh-huh.

This story gives me heartburn. Quick. I need some...

Hey now, Joan Crawford’s name was crowd sourced. And it served her just fine!

So...Froggy went-a-courtin’, eh?

Kim Kardashian is thinking of naming her next kid Rob West, after her brother.

To put it lightly, it really gets my knickers in a twist when TERFs boo-hoo about being called TERFs.  Like, if you don’t want to be referred to as a trans-exclusionary radical feminist, then don’t be the kind of radical feminist that excludes trans people.  This would be like if I boo-hooed about being called a white…

I don’t know how to explain to people that I’m not an issue: I’m a person. The Atlantic goes out of their way to play this edgelord both-sides game, and I’m more than done with it. I have to fight court battles over bathrooms; do you think I really want to read what some uninformed, empathy-bankrupt hack thinks of my…

My theory is that boy bands and their fangirls are disparaged because those hordes of screaming teen and tween girls represent the terrifying power of female sexuality. The male music establishment makes fun of it to neutralize it. 

I’ll never forget his cameo in one of Rachel Bloom’s skits from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:

That checks out:

Never go full edge lord. 

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