Right there with you.  I do not stand for the anthem or the pledge or put my hand over my heart or any of that nonsense and, frankly, it makes me uncomfortable.

What did I just watch?  That is both sad and hilarious.

Step one:  stop being a murderous asshole.

I choked.  Spot on.  If only I had more than one star.

Ordinarily, I’d be cynical about this since it seems to be a corporation looking for clicks, but this is exactly how we should all greet Agent Orange.  Also, that is a masterful rendering of a dick.

I’m so glad the Obamas are just out there living their best lives.  If they just walked around with their middle fingers permanently up in the air at all of us, I wouldn’t blame them.  But they appear to be doing all the things they love most, enjoying the hell out of being semi-retired and I’m here for it.

Meanwhile, I’ve just been waiting for the sun to collapse and take us all with it.

Sending you and your granddaughter love.

This is seriously spectacular Resting Bitch Face. It’s like she’s saying, “Oh? Try me. See how that ends for you.  I really just wish you would.”  I love her.

Same.  I don’t even know why I clicked on this article because I avoid photos of him like the plague.  I had to stop listening to NPR, my favorite station, because they kept ambushing me with his voice and that’s traumatic enough.  Vom.

If they’d said this was a shot of a wax figure from somewhere, I wouldn’t have been surprised. This is decidedly not better.

It is now one of my life goals to witness a contrail sky dick in person.  The transcript of the conversation during the execution of the planned sky dick is one of the best things I’ve read in a long time.  I’m also impressed with the level of skill it took to make it happen.  Carry on, pilots.

I made it to 1:28.  Hard pass.

I am entertained by the idea that choice is a factor here. If these aliens are so far beyond our capabilities, then they would probably make the decision for us.

I hadn’t seen this and fell down a rabbit hole watching all of them.  Kate McKinnon is a treasure.  Thank you for notifying me that this existed.

He is really, truly the worst.

Yeah, can we get a moratorium on Britney coverage?  I really just want to protect her.  It seems that being in the news is bad for her health and it also seems that vultures are circling.  I side-eyed Jaime for a long time, but now that his health is declining, it seems that he really was protecting her and keeping…

Seconded!

Had this exact same reaction.

Yes, I’m going to need humans to start leaving the world’s tallest mountains alone.  Let’s not encourage more people to try and climb these places, Mandy.  They’re already overcrowded and incredibly polluted.