Oh what a shock, the Caps started off ahead and the Pens ended up getting the best of them.

As with most things Penguins vs Capitals, the Pens just do it better.

R2D2 doing an explicit call-back to A New Hope and Luke sighing and telling him that that’s a cheap move.

I love that you have WW2-era bombing missions with slow bombers with ball turrets that have to overfly a target and drop hundreds of munitions straight down, as if “down” has a meaning in space.

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

If Trump is unpopular, why does this cat look like this? If liberalism is popular, why does this cat look like this?

Such a relief we won’t have to endure any of that brilliance during the World Cup.

But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Columbus Austin?

What? Can’t he throw it deep enough to make their “throw it deep and hope for a cheap PI call” offense work?

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

He’s had worse...

Chump? Now you’re getting testy?

I love this. “Oh man, if only we could make our pies look more like Pizza Hut’s!!!!”

Holy shit this is a dumb take.

If being able to taste the difference between pizza and what you suggest is similar makes me a snob, I’ll wear the title proudly.

“...but there is an endless amount of snobbery you can coax out of the brains of people who like to believe they are more “sophisticated” and “in the know”.”

Nah. Pizza Hut is the worst, by far. The crust isn’t even crust. It’s like a foam, bread-like thing dabbed with garlic butter and then spit-fired with a blow torch.

This is most definitely not true.

More like “Tonight on ‘How to tell someone has never eaten good pizza before’”