Damn dude, I wish you felt this strong about exercising your right to vote.

“In the last campaign we were the second smallest, apart from Spain.”

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

I love that his critical take was mostly about ruining Peyton’s big day. Classic Peter King.

Likely right.

Real boat people don’t have boats small enough to fit on trailers.

The thing with boat people is that it’s attainable for blue collar folks.
Trailer hitch and place to park. The barriers to entry are low.

Lots of people with regular jobs can have a boat.

With horses it’s more exclusive. More money just to get in the door.
With more money, I think the asshole factor increases.

I’m sorry,…

In HS, I worked as a delivery truck driver for a local farm supply company.

Wildcat worked, for a hot minute, ten years ago largely because Ronnie Brown posed a threat to pass. Lately it seems to be almost always a straight run, and therefore entirely rendered ineffectual.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

You know, I usually get annoyed when I tell people I support Spurs and they think I’m talking about the NBA, but I suppose it may not be such a bad mix-up after all.

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

There are very few cars that give me a boner.

Why did he Lett up at the end?

Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Risk is the best strategy board game you’ve ever played until you play literally any other strategy board game.

1. Stratego.