I can taste the tears of hate. It’s wonderful. But yes, the fix has always been in for the 25th largest media market in the USA

Eh, no such thing as “bullet proof”. There’s always either a bigger gun or green tips.

From the local newspaper story: “But no one appears to be laughing about this one.” I beg to differ. 

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

Welcome to deadspin, where the commenters get even snarkier to cover up for their lack of knowledge about about hockey.

All I can say is that Angie and Katherine have some of the most annoying laughs I’ve ever heard.

These LeBron the Bad GM takes are getting out of hand. So he helped ‘put together’ 2nd best team in the league, instead of the 1st.

Forreal I think the worst part of all of this is the “Durant is better than LeBron” takes that have come out of the woodwork from people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

Number one Wilbon is a complete joke. Number 2 he has been a Jordan kiss ass his entire career. The one thing Jordan supporters never seem to realize, ( and I am not a James fan) is that Jordan never played one team in the finals as good as the teams Lebron has had to play. Except maybe the ‘ll Mavericks. The three…

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH (you’re totally right, he isn’t) BUT YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

Eh, even if he’s not as good at baseball, he will never not be a Good Baseball Man.

But it’s not like you can bench Rinne for Saros on Saturday. If you lose either way we’re down 0-3. You have to start Rinne who’s been the hot hand all playoffs until now. At least that’s my opinion.

Understatement of the century there

Always good to talk to an opposing fan who is in it for the sport (while we’re both in it for the win). Here’s to a good series (and you’re off to a phenomenal start). Go Preds!

Alabama is much much worse than Pittsburgh.

You know what they say about letting sleeping tigers drive.

Is it morally and ethically wrong to root against a child? Yeah, sure, but I’m going to root for all of Lavar’s offspring to crash and burn. I haven’t openly rooted for a child’s demise this much since Dakota Fanning.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations