Who knew he was really going after Wilt’s record?

“Big, fucking deal.”
-The Fanciest Dog

Doesn’t matter cause without Marte for half the season, we’ve got no chance of making the playoffs.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

What Ka Mai said. Also, no, they aren’t allowed.

They wouldn’t want to. That tactile feedback on the fingertips is a huge part of the fine motor skill needed to make your pitches accurate and effective.

The 19-year-old returned to the game in the third period with a full shield, but couldn’t make it to overtime because his eye had swelled completely shut.

If this were the KHL that’d be a cigarette in his nose

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

Salty tears right there, my friend. The penguins have definitely had some puck luck for the series but no such luck on this particular play. Crosby wore down Columbus’ D on this shift. See Savard standing around straight legged as Crosby weaves back and forth for the third time. If Columbus thinks they are down 3-0…

Bonino took one to the face, no whistle... I don’t see where the problem is. The rule states that whistle can’t be blown until the injured player’s team has control of the puck. Which in this case they didn’t, it was a good goal.

lol

Damn it. This wasn’t supposed to happen. This is not how the script was supposed to go...

He’s just showing how smart he is, without 2 of the biggest stars in the league magically falling into his lap and milk it for all its worth.

I’ve never been to a MLS game where fans didn’t act like (what they think) EPL fans act. In reality, a fan fucking with a player in the tunnel would be a very sad fan.

And Klinsmann is still thinking, “It’s too bad he has two American parents.”

That doesn’t sound like “My Chemical Romance...”

Everyone else has poured $30,000 in parts and tools to keep theirs running.

I LOVE peeing in the shower. Candy corn is sugared vomit.