This is such a dumb take it doesn’t even deserve a response. However, because I am bored in the office: a guy who is a foot shorter and weighs 150 pounds less isn’t a threat to a giant college lineman. If they collided, the fan would just bounce off and the lineman would barely notice. You’ll notice that in the video,…

Counterpoint: Little Caesar’s costs the same as a frozen grocery store pizza and is better than those are, and the crazy bread is awesome. I’m not going to call it “good”, but it’s great considering it costs $5.

Pizza Hut’s main problem is their pizza is all grease. It’s not the good, NY slice kind of pizza grease, either, but rather this disgusting grease that you don’t really want to eat.

Also, the cinnamon rolls are great. CiCi’s was a college staple for us.

That’s (I assume) high school. Rich Hill first got drafted in 1999, meaning he hasn’t had to worry about doing anything but throwing a ball in 18 years. He’s got <200 at-bats in a decade-long career. Swing mechanics aren’t exactly high on his priority list.

No, those in-laws are psychopaths and control freaks. You and your spouse should tell them to fuck off. You’re adults, and you can eat whatever you want at a restaurant. This reminds me of Dennis ordering for everyone in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

“Four? Amateurs, I only need 3!” - Rick Pitino

And 100.0% of your comment was a waste of time to read that made no apparent point whatsoever.

Just like Belichick did with that linebacker last year or so. “What’s that? You said you want to play for Cleveland?”

Much like “How do you blow a 25 point lead in 18 minutes?”, I’ve learned to stop asking these questions of the Falcons. They just find ways to do it.

I have no idea if this will make it out of the greys, but I have this vivid college memory regarding this point. (Full disclosure: this is male writing)

I’ll add “wealthy suburbanite” to that list of socio-economic classes. Those are the only people who can afford to buy the homes that would sell for 1/4 or 1/3 of the price in mid-sized cities. They are who own the homes the yuppies rent.

That’s the thing the OP was saying - they only “adopt” them to an extent, rarely to the level of people who have been rooting for the same teams since they were a kid. It’s more just something to do nearby than an actual, obsessive fanhood. The average person going to a Caps, Nats, or Skins game just got the tickets…

The license plate shit-talking in the region is fantastic, speaking of which.

It’s because the DC/NoVA area is mostly transplants who all root for other teams. It’s a not an area most locals grow up in and then stay.

Yep, District Taco is good, but it’s more Tex-Mex food than Mexican. There are hardly any good authentic Mexican restaurants or pizza places there, which is bizarre given how cosmopolitan the city is.

I lived in DC for two years before relocating back to Richmond, VA. The problem with DC is that you spend out the ass for what amounts to just a “bigger” version of cheaper but good cities like Richmond. The public transportation isn’t that useful because it doesn’t have as many stops or lines as New York City and…

Also, good athletes sometimes end up in D-III because their grades were abysmal to the point that even fake student athlete mills in the FBS and FCS couldn’t fudge the numbers enough to sign them. Mount Union is awash with those type of guys like Pierre Garcon and TY Hilton.

Yep. I’m firmly in the let Colin play camp, but second string QBs don’t get any reps beyond a series or two in practice, and Kaepernick is going to have to learn an entirely new offense before he can start. If Hundley sucks this week again, then it’s easier to entertain that idea.

This is still the nickname of my old high school teams (the school is named after a prominent Civil War scholar/writer/southern sympathizer). If our high school hasn’t been able to change it despite its county being solid blue in every election for the last decade or more, a giant public university in Mississippi has…