Better solution: make ball-hawking punishable by being banned from the stadium.

It was more all of us knew that the fate of a Richmond Flying Squirrels ball in any of our homes would be as follows:

The real question is: Did he attend the Republicans-Democrats game to get a ball last week after the shooting?

I’m using that next time I get pulled for speeding. “Sorry Officer, my dad is dead and I’m thinking about him extra hard today.”

I was at a minor league game the other day because a friend’s company let us have their box, and a foul ball came into our seats. We gave it to the kid with his dad sitting below/in front of the box seats, because we aren’t psychotic man children.

This guy has to have some kind of disorder, right?

A big reason the fad died is because the game was pointless, cheaters took over every single gym with undefeatable Pokemon, Pokemon and Pokemon types are totally unbalanced and which Pokemon are “good” bear no relation to the relative hierarchy in Nintendo games everyone has known forever, the battle system is dumb…

When has Deadspin ever said LeBron is a great GM or coach? Links please.

I thought the acting across the board was excellent, too. As someone who has no nostalgia for the 80s by virtue of only having been born in its final year, I really enjoyed binging through this show and thought it was worthy of the hype.

Yep, with Focus RS’ now available at or below MSRP at dealerships all over the country, I have no idea why anyone would choose the Civic TR instead.

And it’s very strange how they claim all the rice-aero-kit is functional, yet other competing cars have far less ostentatious functional aero and outperform this car on a track anyway.

The Focus RS isn’t necessarily sending much power to the rear wheels at all times because there is no center differential. Unless it’s computer systems believe the rear needs more power, the majority of it is going to be going to the front wheels while the car is motion, so a dyno isn’t going to account for driveline…

Did the Braves intentionally rip off Frozone from the Incredibles movie when they came up with “The Freeze”?

 Did the Braves intentionally rip off the Frozone guy from The Incredibles when they were coming up with this character?

There is nothing I love more than watching bears think they are people.

This is the first original/non-cliche Big Ben rape joke I’ve seen in a long time. +1

I’m not too surprised there. For all the head gasket issues the 4 cylinders had in that era of Subaru, their H6 engines have always been pretty rock solid.

Missed the username. Well played. I haven’t had coffee yet.

Missed the username. Well played.

This is the Browns, so it’s more like a MRSA thing.